SYMPTOMS AND PROGNOSIS...

Remember when we were young? Life was so simple then... Symptoms and prognosis: 1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her. Symptons then: Love Prognosis now: Ventricular fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction. 2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts. Symptons then: Love Prognosis now: Parkinson's Disease 3. Constant smiling. Symptons then: Love Prognosis now: Bell's Palsy 4. Absent mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home. :Symptons then: Love Prognosis now: Early Onset of Alzheimer's Disease 5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when she calls or comes over. Symptons then: Love Prognosis now: Multiple Sclerosis 6. Inability to stop thinking about her. Symptons then: Love Prognosis now: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder 7. Bruising on neck, and other tender areas. Symptons then: Love Prognosis now: Leukemia 8. Insomnia. Symptons then: Love Prognosis now: Benig! n Prostatic Hyperplasia 9. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel her when not in her presence. Symptons then: Love Prognosis now: Schizophrenia